firehouselight:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Yeah no kidding.

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goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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THANKS FRIEND

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scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

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hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

afrofilipino:

men: i’m not a ‘misogynist’ wtf it’s not like i hit women myself i just laugh when it happens, damn

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Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

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feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

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the-goddamazon:

LMFAO HE TRIED IT